December 2011
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I…I should go
jasmine-blu:
Better Off Alone - Alice Deejay
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Watchwithliveslikethese:
deathbylesbians:
laughlikealoononloontablets:
This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating its neurons.
I’M TERRIFIED
I’M GOING TO CRY HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT AFTER IT DANCES FOR YOU
So…..Soy Sauce basically turns dead squids into zombies which will dance for your amusement…?
NO
DO NOT WANT
NO
...
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bewitching-dancer:
vickybit:
b-batman what are you……………………….um ok
I SCREAMED
THEN LAUGHED REALLY HARD
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Watchhowhighthemoon:
irishpimpcrowbar:
notenoughpuff:
reas0ns:
dopejars:
diegoxdisco:
I JUST FUCKING SHIT MYSELF, OH MY GOD, I AM CRYING.
OH MY FUCKINGAW34U8I5TNIGN52IUFN;LWIEJNIERWNJGJENF
THE PHONE DID NOTHING
JESUS
PLEASE DON’T DRAG ME INTO THIS
SEARCHING FOR A PLACE TO HIDE
that poor phone ;n;
/DYING
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i’m gonna go for the night, guys
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Why this joke is all kinds of wrong.
epic-fantasy:
I’m sure most of us have seen this photograph floating around the internet and perhaps gotten a laugh or two. Personally, it took me the longest time to even get the joke, but when I did, I laughed…at the ignorance behind it.
Many wheelchair users are quite capable of standing, or even walking short distances, and use the chair more for support. When my condition was first...
veku asked: Did you grow up on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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wishonavelvetsky:
cindycake:
kiana-m:
maddly:
friedchickenfries:
starjordan10:
androidturret:
ravingaliens:
hunjeok:
devhalena:
missyfixit:
blasterpop:
buggy-love:
playbuttoncrotch:
tiny-azn:
anti-galvanized:
spasticorientation:
ohcorny:
jovian12:
closetextrovert:
voodoo-otter:
napalmface:
yuniem:
may-things-i-lovehate:
snails
Clowns .___.
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*approaches drug dealer* i'll have 2 cocaines please
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Watchitaliavergaso:
ssophoo:
novice-city:
wolfyn:
rachuro:
because savi told me to upload it
DEAD
omg
ME GUSTA BITCHES
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23 flavors of Dr. Pepper
mind-the-thorns:
jasminelovesthequeers:
sakinelle:
we-natives:
Amaretto, almond, blackberry, black licorice, carrot, clove, cherry, caramel, Cola, ginger, juniper, lemon, molasses, nutmeg, orange, prune, plum, pepper, root beer, rum, raspberry, tomato, and vanilla.
Now you know, motherfuckers!
dr. pepper is a fruit.
^^^ Congress, what are you waiting for?
Obviously you need to...
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