September 2012
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cloud-bending:
shavingryansprivates:
apparently someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in canada
i don’t have a punchline for that
now that’s what I call a STICKY SITUATION
jennycraigslist:
when im acting really sassy my mom tells me to “put a little less dressing on that attitude salad”
Watch
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they-call-me-butch:
foreveralone-lyguy:
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
OH MY GOD
actualcanniboof:
I HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY ONCE I LIKE SOMEONE I LITERALLY DO NOT SHUT UP OR STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM ITS REALLY EMBARRASSING BUT IM TOO BLINDED BY MY INFATUATION TO CARE
lurveleelee:
if you don’t drink
you’re not better than people who do
if you do drink
you’re not better than people who don’t
if you don’t smoke
you’re not better than people who do
if you smoke
you’re not better than people who don’t
if you wear crocs
there’s no help for you i’m sorry
foxnewsofficial:
imma wake green day up tomorrow they’ll be so pissed
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August 2012
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wugs:
thisriotsucks:
Green Day’s lovely cover...
me: I reblog that person too much, they must think I'm a creep. Let me just scroll past that post.
me:
me: But it was such a good post.
me:
me:
me: Reblog that shit.
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blackbruise:
nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud
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spacefrostbite:
demonbloodbrother:
so I got a...
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miristrahovski:
lani-elisabeth:
mettalliccolouredglobes:
frankgrievance:
mettalliccolouredglobes:
The only justifiable reason to hate Ashley Williams is because no one person should be allowed that much swag
And she’s racist against aliens and a religious moron.
Hey, woah, hold up here.
Ashley? Racist? No. No.
If you’re calling her racist, then you’re calling Wrex racist for...
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adrians:
someone on facebook just posted this on my wall saying I remind them of robin williams
and I was like fuck off but then I went on my tagged photos and like the first one of me was this
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Tea Party group called "True the Vote" plans on...
freedominwickedness:
blog-anglophonic:
If you would not like to be approached by a hostile white person
who wants to “see your ID” before you even enter your polling place, you might want to contact these scumbags now and tell them to fuck off. They are planning to be out in full force on election day, mainly in areas which are majority nonwhite, and they plan on doing whatever it takes to...
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Watchfuckyourfreckles:
Observe my superior child watching skills.
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mettalliccolouredglobes:
The only justifiable reason to hate Ashley Williams is because no one person should be allowed that much swag
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800percentdone:
inest-clementia-forti:
800percentdone:
girls who expect guys to open doors for them and carry their stuff
But, we’re supposed to. xD
It’s called “Being a gentleman”.
I guess it’s a southern thing. xD
obscured-insanity:
janksy:
an artist’s self esteem is a very complicated thing
you have to think that you’re the shit just enough to keep on drawing and then you have to hate yourself enough to constantly want to improve
it’s hard to maintain that balance man life is hard
#wow everything about this just hits the nail on its head
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pregnancy test commercial: your body can tell when you are pregnant before you can
mom: so can republicans
